The Hills are alive at LA Fashion Week

On the news radar this week....

1. Lauren Conrad from Laguna Beach/The Hills 'fame' showed her first catwalk collection at LA fashion week. The clothes aren't bad but would she ever have got such a chance if she hadn't become a reality TV star first?

2. Harvey and Javine show off their baby. I hate this couple. I love Alesha Dixon (probably cos my hubbie signed her band MisTeeq). Poor girl must hate seeing these two losers flaunting the spawn of their loins. And what kind of name is Angel?!

3. Britney Spears get a sexy new makeover. Wish I could get me one of these?!

4. MTV presenter Emma Griffiths shows off her fashion credentials. I saw her at a press event the other week and she looks gorgeous in the flesh. Not too skinny either.

5. Is it just me or is Madonna finally starting to look her age? She's kind of bordering between yummy mummy and hip but failing. I hate the hair - it looks like it wouldn't move in a hurricaine, which could be quite useful in this weather we're currently having!

Guilty Pleasures: Mad Britney and detective docs

The things I’ve been enjoying this week…

1. The continuing Britney saga. She’s as mad as a hatter and now finally someone else has realised that!

2. Diagnosis Murder – it’s the only reason to be sick! I just wish Dick Van Dyke still had his Mary Poppins cockney accent.

3.Eating three different kinds of chocolate in a row – another good reason to be off ill.

4. Voting on celebrity fashion faux pas on people.com – it’s seriously addicted

5. Selling stuff on eBay. It’s even more addictive than buying stuff – can’t believe someone shelled out £50 for my nasty Tinkerbell necklace!!

Guilty Pleasure Friday

These are the things that I’ve been indulging this week. Beware, none of them are fashionable!

1. Keeping up-to-date with the Britney saga on TMZ

2. Bugging my husband to buy me the Johnny Depp Cry Baby t-shirt, sported recently by Amy Wino-house

3. Reading the unauthorised Anna Wintour biography

4. Taking my newly adopted Battersea dogs’ home pooch for a walk in the woods

5. Watching Madonna konking with my dearly departed cousin on You Tube Have a great weekend!